No matter who wins or loses the Super Bowl (Go Giants!), you know you could have done a better job running the team. But you're wrong – I, not you, am the one who should be in charge!
But of course, while you're watching the game, there will be other family members who will be whining about how boring and/or confusing everything is. “This is nothing like football,” your British or Israeli friends/spouses will say, meaning soccer, of course (when will these people learn how to speak English?!).